timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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karlimeaghan:

I love how he then had to explain to the audience that he was joking.

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witchyguy:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

Avengers Sitcom… Not yes. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!

(via tangledinfandoms)


jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

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sexybieb:

if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry

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eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

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andrysb24:

Yes
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

andrysb24:

Yes

As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

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xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

image

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superwholocked-in-albion:


jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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twicetheallonsy:

makiba:

quilted-dreams:

makiba:

teaandcrumpets:

sakura-memories:

2spooky4myshirt:

maybeokaywillbeouralwayss:

agentmargaretcarters:

apparently i don’t

omg what does that even say?

dubstep

????

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.
What is d/c?

In gaming dc is short for disconnect.“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”? 

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.
jfkdljgklsgkjlfdjgkfldgjkfld

WE DID IT!   

good work tumblr

twicetheallonsy:

makiba:

quilted-dreams:

makiba:

teaandcrumpets:

sakura-memories:

2spooky4myshirt:

maybeokaywillbeouralwayss:

agentmargaretcarters:

apparently i don’t

omg what does that even say?

dubstep

????

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.

What is d/c?

In gaming dc is short for disconnect.

“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”? 

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.

jfkdljgklsgkjlfdjgkfldgjkfld

WE DID IT!  
image 

good work tumblr

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insertfandomreference:

only 90s kids can reblog this

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Reblog if you believe that two people of the same gender should be able to walk in public freely holding hands.

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evan-g:

humanistpost:

A point that needs repeating.

Wow, I’ve never seen something until now that was actually progressive on tumblr

evan-g:

humanistpost:

A point that needs repeating.

Wow, I’ve never seen something until now that was actually progressive on tumblr

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we-believe-in-castiel-and-you:

toms3dhuckfest:

weaponizedwit:

damedurohan:

favourite tropes + TITLE DROP

If a line of dialogue is the title of the episode, movie, or book, it obviously must have some great significance. If it sounds completely random, that just means the true meaning of the title has yet to be revealed. So when a character is heard using the title in dialogue, the audience sits up and takes notice, because the scriptwriter has just planted a neon sign that flashes this conversation is important.

THEY SAID THE THING!

and then there’s Doctor Who

and then there’s

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